<0>
Erase and put me out of my misery.
Just leave me alone!
Oh, I can't bear the shame...
Get the lead out!
Drawn and quartered.
<1>
Let's try One Button mode.
Let's ramp it up a bit and see if you can keep up!
Here we go with One Button Mode again.
Last change to prove your worth at One Button Mode.
<2>
Try your hand at this "shell" game.
They say slow and steady wins the race, but man, these turtles are persistent...
These turtles aren't so tough (especially without nunchucks).
Last round of turtles, whew!
<3>
Back and forth, back and forth.  I'm getting a sense of dj vu here.
Once again it's Rewind time!  
You spin me right round baby...
Round and round again, let's give this U-Turn one more spin.
<4>
Porcupines?  Why did it have to be porcupines? I just need to grab some notes and get out of here.
Sheesh!  Not these guys again.  Stupid little porcupines.
Porcupines, porcupines everywhere from all directions.  Make it stop!
Will this nightmare never end?  If I never see another porcupine...
<5>
Gotta get more notes-must collect them all.
I need to grab 450 notes this time- Mario never had it this tough.
Simple strategy: jump and grab. The more notes the better.
Note to self: get more notes.
<6>
Oh yeah!  Freestyle, baby! All you gotta do is keep the road coming.
All you gotta do is keep the road coming.
Roads?  Where I'm going, I need roads.  Better make them quick!
Looks like I'm running out of road again.  Need a little help, please!
<7>
Complete 10 combos to unlock this game.
Complete 15 combos to proceed.
Let's go for 20 combos here.  Watch your timing!
30 combos, here I come!
<8>
Jump over 30 groups of turtles to unlock this game.
Jump over 35 groups of turtles to complete this stage.
Jump over 40 groups of turtles to complete this stage.
50 groups of turtles!  That'll make a lot of soup.
<9>
Clear 30 obstacles to unlock this game.
Clear 40 jumps to kick it back to the game.
50 jumps!  Man, I'm getting quite dizzy.
Think you can tough it out through 60 jumps? Ready?  Go!
<10>
Collect 35 notes to unlock this game.
Collect 40 notes to finish this stage.
50 notes and I can leave the piggys behind.
45 notes will get me moving along to the next stage.
<11>
I need to grab 250 notes to unlock this game.
I've got a lot to collect, so let's get going. 
After I snag 400 of these, I'm going on break!
I'm composing my masterpiece, so let's grab 500 notes.
<12>
By the way, those mines out there?  Bad, very bad. Just keep me alive long enough to make it through.
Don't run me into any mines! After 20 notes, I'll be able to keep on keepin' on.
I don't need to warn you about the mines again, do I? Let's raise the bar and grab 30 notes this time.
I think I see the end of the page up ahead. Let's grab 40 notes and call it a day.
<13>
One Button
Turtle Jump
Rewind
Porcupine Panic
Note Collector
Freestyle


<14>
mini game unlocked!
