guy_name_short_blanche = Blanche
guy_name_short_ricardo = Tootsie
guy_name_short_joshua = Frederick
guy_name_short_daisy = McDowserton

hi_blanche_1 = Hey dudes!
hi_blanche_2 = Oil makes the world go ’round and fills my wallet!
hi_ricardo_1 = Y halo thar!!
hi_ricardo_2 = Purrr, purrr...
hi_joshua_1 = Lawd above! Hello, 'ow is everyone?, innit.
hi_joshua_2 = Blimey! What's up muvvertruckers. Nuff said, yeah?
hi_daisy_1 = Hello, I hope everyone fares well today.
hi_daisy_2 = Ohohoho, I remember when I used to be poor.

got_land_blanche_1 = This one will be mine!
got_land_blanche_2 = Gotcha!
got_land_ricardo_1 = I can haz rich oil field?
got_land_ricardo_2 = Dis ar teh gud oil siet!
got_land_joshua_1 = Blimey! dis is da spot, i can feel i' in me beer. Nuff said, yeah?
got_land_joshua_2 = Blimey! Ha! What does i' feel like yew bunch ov yankers! Nuff said, yeah?
got_land_daisy_1 = More money means, well, more money.
got_land_daisy_2 = I believe this land will bring me more money. Excellent.

got_shares_blanche = All mine!
got_shares_ricardo = Mah sharez!
got_shares_joshua = Gawdon Bennet! Ahahaha sucks ter be yew ey? OK?
got_shares_daisy = Ohohohohohoho

got_no_shares_blanche = Way too expensive!
got_no_shares_ricardo = Wai 2 expensiv!!
got_no_shares_joshua = Gawdon Bennet! God diddaly dangit. OK?
got_no_shares_daisy = Darn it, I curse everyone else in this godforsaken place.

prelude_blanche = Hello there! Does being a lawyer sound interesting? Well, in truth it’s kinda boring, and I couldn’t handle it. I’ve got a serious case of oil fever and the only cure is finding oil.
prelude_ricardo = Y hello thar! Doez bean kat sound interestin? Well, in truth it's rly borin. I've got serious case ov oil fevr an teh only cure iz findin oil.
prelude_joshua = Lor' luv a duck! Hello there mate, I 'ave Carpet kids ter feed an' a wife who nags what I need ter earn mawer money. Just let me 'ave all da oil an' I'll treat yew ter some crumbs. Bad deal? I'm jokin' I'm just a greedy basbird. Know what I mean?
prelude_daisy = Why hello there, I am Daniel McDowserton, I used to be dowser together with my all my 16 brothers. However I was done with searching oil for others and started for myself. I am well on my way to becoming the richest man alive! Ahahaha!