# Runaway A Road Adventure

April 13, 2015 7 Comments read Travel

We circled for some time without doing much damage on either side; the long, straight, needle-like swords flashing in the sunlight, and ringing out upon the stillness as they crashed together with each effective parry.

I was only partially successful, as a sharp pain in my left shoulder attested, but in the sweep of my glance as I sought to again locate my adversary, a sight met my astonished gaze which paid me well for the wound the temporary blindness had caused me. Continue reading →

# All In Our Head

June 7, 2014 64 Comments read Adventure

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? I wish! It's a nickel. Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very… Continue reading →

# Smaller Plate

June 7, 2014 124 Comments read LIFE

Oh God, what have I done? All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!

Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. You're going to do his laundry? They're like sex, except I'm having them! I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Continue reading →

# Scrap Surf

June 7, 2014 21 Comments read Street

You don't know how to do any of those. It's a T. It goes "tuh". Okay, I like a challenge. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.

# Alice On The Roof

June 7, 2014 98 Comments read Music, Rythm

I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. You don't know how to do any of those. But existing is basically all I do! No, she'll probably make me do it. Meh.

# Well It's The Time

June 7, 2014 34 Comments read Life

memories last forever.

I wish! It's a nickel. I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by "devil", I mean Robot Devil. And by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat. Also Zoidberg.

# Finding Perfect Spot For Surfing

June 7, 2014 83 Comments read Life
Surfing Spot

It may comfort you to know that Fry's death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years.

# Post Format Quote

June 7, 2014 124 Comments read Quote

> A problem is a chance for you to do your best. Duke Ellington